Wednesday, August 27, 2014


so it’s hotter than satan’s butthole and i’m sitting on the rooftop with cheap sangria and my regrets, blasting veggie tales songs because at some point my life went very wrong, and all of a sudden i’m thinking; hey, remember the tons of badlit you downloaded and never actually got around to reading because being a teacher is actually a terrible job that drains the life out of you? 


well, here we go

Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they’re shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!

sure why not   

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014


Kissing vases by Johnson Tsang


Spotted garden eels (Taenioconger hassi) live in colonies of up to several thousand individuals. They spend the majority of their lives with only the top half of their body sticking out of a burrow they make in the sand, eating plankton and other tiny animals that float by. If in danger, the entire “garden” retracts into the sand in the blink of an eye.

Images: blueparadiseindonesia, Eric Cheng, Ryan Murphy



ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings



this kinda sums up tumblr for me




this kinda sums up tumblr for me





So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.


Monday, August 25, 2014






A phone case that looks like a gigantic isopod. I have no words.

Oh my god



Well nobody would try to steal it, that’s for sure. 

Got Megan playing Dragon Age 2.

She is crying over the fact she can’t romance Varric.

Mission accomplished

Preach it, so many people need to hear this

I swear I am all for people learning to trim their horse’s feet. Learning more about farriery in general. But they can’t just do it from books and videos they NEED a proper trimmer to teach them to deal with their horse’s individual feet. You ABSOLUTELY CANNOT just hold up a protractor and trim the foot to a 45 degree angle. Sure maybe that’s ideal but so few horses have ideal conformation. Ugh ugh ugh.

Furthermore! If your horse used to be great for the farrier and now can’t bear to stand on three legs and hops around there’s something wrong. 

Ugh igh igh this poor horse. I wish this person would just leave it’s feet alone for 8 weeks, let some foot grow back and then got a really good trimmer to start rehabing it but nooooooooo she’s read books so clearly she knows everything about hooves


Interesting fact:

The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.

Ugh just because you’re horse isn’t limping doesn’t mean he’s sound 

He’s really fuckin ouchy across even soft ground and his stride is super short he’s not sound he’s lame on all four feet 

and you know why?

It’s because you tried to trim his feet yourself and gutted his soles and gutted his bars repeatedly for 6 months.

Stop. Just stop. And give your horse to someone who is actually willing to make sure he has proper footcare.



you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave)


"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.